You saw me sitting on a shelf, a pretty little doll
I could tell a tale and twirl and dance, I could do it all
I was enchanting to your eyes, compelling to your mind
Entrancing to your whims, I was your greatest find
And so you pulled your wallet out, and waved your platinum card
An easy million dollars for your dancer, muse, and bard
Look around, you see my shelf? Clearly I don’t care for wealth
You dress me in the latest fashion, but money cannot buy you passion
I’m sticky in your moneyed web, helpless in your shopping cart
But learn, before you run your card, that money cannot buy my heart
Put me back upon the shelf, there to sing and dance
To weave my rhymes and tell my tales, until I find my true romance